“I’M NICE – ONLY JOKING, F*CK OFF” Canvas Tote Bag by Handford & Mason
🔥 A brutally honest tote for those who like their accessories with attitude.
Meet your new favourite tote — designed for the sass queen, sarcasm king, and anyone who doesn’t suffer fools gladly. This bold statement bag is made from durable cotton canvas and features the unapologetic phrase:
"I’M NICE – Only Joking – F*ck Off" in striking black typography.
Perfect for errands, shopping, dog walking, the gym, or just making your mood known, this bag is available in a range of sizes and colours to suit your style. Handmade in our Derbyshire studio, each one is finished to order for a totally unique, handmade vibe.
💥 Key Features:
💬 Bold black slogan: “I’M NICE – ONLY JOKING – F*CK OFF”
♻️ Durable eco-conscious cotton canvas
👜 Available in a range of sizes (mini, standard, XL)
🎨 Colour options available
🧵 Handmade in the UK – no drop-shipping involved
💼 Double-stitched handles for extra strength
💡 Ideal for gifting, shopping, festivals or general sarcasm
🎁 Perfect For:
People with strong personalities and sharp humour
Sarcastic besties, coworkers, and bold gift-givers
Anti-Valentine's Day vibes
Gifting with a side of sass
Everyday rebels who speak fluent sarcasm
💼 Bag Sizes & Details:
👜 Jute Tote Medium
• Capacity: 21 Litres
• Dimensions: 42 x 33 x 19cm
• Embroidery Size: 22 Tubular Hoop
• Care: Sponge clean only
👜 Jute Tote Small
• Capacity: 14 Litres
• Dimensions: 30 x 30 x 19cm
• Embroidery Size: 18 Tubular Hoop
• Care: Sponge clean only
👜 Grey Tote
• Capacity: 14 litres
• Dimensions: 30 x 30 x 19cm
• Care: Sponge clean only
👜 Canvas Totes 3 Sizes
• Capacity: 6, 14, 22 litres
• Dimensions:
S - 22 x 26 x 14cm.
M - 27 x 33 x 16cm.
L - 38 x 46 x 20cm
• Care: Sponge clean only
👜 Small Hessian Tote
• Capacity: 14 litres
• Dimensions: 30 x 30 x 19cm
• Care: Sponge clean only
👜 Lux Tote
• Capacity: 22 litres
• Dimensions: - 41 x 18 x 34cm
• Care: Sponge clean only
⚠️ Please note:
Due to the bold language, this bag may not be safe for all public spaces – wear responsibly 😉
